I mean, what kind of husband lets his friend sit on his face? A cuckold, of course

I'm dating her for the sex - she fucks hot and she's a princess 👸

Yeah, I'm not your mother! But on the plus side, you can fuck me and lick me

Ouch, you're going to tear my pussy! Where are you putting your finger in my ass?

Hey, why are you jerking off alone? Don't you want to fuck your sister?

She told me to cum, so I did... into you (we're family now 🫢)

You fuck with a condom, you come without one, you get the cum inside

I'll fuck you and stick my finger in your ass, and you'll stop resenting me. проверено👌🏻

How do you get a delivery guy to have sex with you? Blackmail, and voila, you're on his dick

Fucked up my roommate, called him to fix my laptop so he could fuck me

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

You're so dirty, I'll fuck you till you're done